June 2011
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May 2011
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Never try to trick me with a kiss →
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Never try to trick me with a kiss
Pretending that the birds are here to stay;
The dying man will scoff and scorn at this.A stone can masquerade where no heart is
And virgins rise where lustful Venus lay:
Never try to trick me with a kiss.Our noble doctor claims the pain is his,
While stricken patients let him have his say;
The dying man will scoff and scorn at this.Each virile bachelor dreads paralysis,
The old maid in the gable cries all day:
Never try to trick me with a kiss.The suave eternal serpents promise bliss
To mortal children longing to be gay;
The dying man will scoff and scorn at this.Sooner or later something goes amiss;
The singing birds pack up and fly away;
So never try to trick me with a kiss:
The dying man will scoff and scorn at this.-Sylvia Plath
“I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.”
—Edgar Allan Poe (via lipsticksmiles)
Books. I like books. The way they can transport you to another place. Whether it be fighting along side with pirates, falling in love, or saving the world with supernatural powers. Books are magical.
“As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart. You don’t know how lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.”
—Wizard of Oz (via yimmyayo)
2 hour starbucks date and you're not even online to talk to me for hours late at night? I MISS YOU.
but really youre the coolest and i love you SHNUGS
I WAS ONLINE FOR 2 HOURS. I was just waiting for you to send me a message because I was too scared to send you one because I wasn’t sure if I would be rejected and shot down, as usual. SO I refrained. And I regret it. Because I missed you oodles.
I LOVE YOU
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Fuck Yeah Surveys: ......Sex? →
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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would consider having sex with?
Yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side you’re not sleeping on.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Veggies
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Of course. Multiple times.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I’ve just taken it off. No money necessary.
7. Shower or bath?
Luxurious bath with scented soaps
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Ew. Nope. I did once and I couldn’t forgive myself for it afterward.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Food? Mexican
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. Definitly
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Mmhmm
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Yep. I make it a point.
13. Love or money?
Love, without question
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish was not?
Yes. There still is.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Uhm. 5 star hotel because of all the miniature samples you can steal.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
About that…
18. Would you shave your entire body -including your head- for money?
Nope. I like my hair no matter how much it misbehaves.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I work at one.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Who hasn’t?
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope. Professional clubbers don’t mess around.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Maybe. Thank goodness for friends.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
I haven’t even kissed someone of the opposite sex.
24. Had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I was having sex with Joseph Gordon-Levitt and called him Prince Harry. Accident.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
At a concert
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Unhygenic?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I want to at school. In the hallways while no one is looking.
28. Have you ever been in an adult toy store?
Nope.
29. Bought something from an adult toy store?
NO
30. Have you been caught having sex?
I wish.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Yes. Grace, Carly, and Caroline
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
This doesn’t really take that much gut. Just an affinity for sex.
