dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. [Brit. wallesia] a condition characterized by scanning faces in a crowd looking for a specific person who would have no reason to be there, which is your brain’s way of checking to see whether they’re still in your life, subconsciously patting its emotional pockets before it leaves for the day.
dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. a state of exhaustion with how shitty people can be to each other, typically causing a countervailing sense of affection for all things that are sincere but not judgmental, are unabashedly joyful, or just are.
Listen, I’ll be happy to lie there naked with you, believe me, this is...– Scar Tissue by Anthony Kiedis
Anonymous asked: based on the being attracted to middle aged british men thing, i can safely assume we're the same person.
Eating Disorders and the Fear of the Ordinary →
It’s not that deep. It’s always relevant. It’s not that profound. It’s called...– Jamie’s introduction to Fuck the People. (via thetrousermeddlerx)
careers advisor: what do you want to do when you're older?
me: middle aged british actors
careers advisor: what
I’m bored of cheap and cheerful I want expensive sadness Hospital bills,...– Cheap and Cheerful by The Kills
How to Make Pancakes Like a Crackhead/Heroin...
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Can we go to a strip club soon? I’m serious.
I met her as a blossom on a stem Before she ever breathed, and in that dream...– The Dream by Theodore Roethke
If you come out of a concert looking just as good as when you walked in, you did something wrong.